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Men are born between a woman’s legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them. Why? Because there’s no place like home.
This made me spit out my orange juice.
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When I accidentally hit my pet:
First, I’m like:
And then, I run after him like:
Dead accurate!
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Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
OH MY GOD LMAO!!
MY AIR IS GONE.
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